Gud Strategee

transforming corporate treasuries into meme portfolios, ser

unleashing galaxy brain stonks analytics for institutional smooth brains. much intelligence, very enterprise

"wen u have smol brain, u buy bitcon with salary. but wen u have MEGA BRAIN, u yeet entire company treasury into memevault 🧠💎🤲 dis is literally free moni glitch (trust me am financial advisor*) *not financial advice ser"
- Mykul Geylor - Chief HODL Officer

GUD METRICS

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42,069

memes analyzed

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$13.37B

in mikrocoin

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9000+

power level

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69.420%

financial smortness

much feature, very strategeec

ser, we got all the tools to make u rich (not financial advice) 🚀

Diamond Hands™

HODL technology powered by pure copium

Our patented Diamond Hands™ technology prevents selling during dips. Side effects may include: excessive HODLing, laser eyes, and belief in technical analysis.

Big Brain Analytics

analyze memes with AI (Artificial Ignorance)

Our advanced Artificial Ignorance algorithms can predict meme outcomes with 60% accuracy 20% of the time. Smort money uses this for financial decisions.

Moon Detection

get notified wen lambo incoming

Our satellite-based Moon Detection System™ alerts you precisely when your favorite coin is about to moon. Never miss another pump (but definitely catch every dump).

Rocket Science

calculate exact time to buy high sell low

Our proprietary algorithm perfectly times your entries at local tops and exits at local bottoms. Guaranteed loss maximization for optimal tax harvesting.

Mikro Metrics

numbers only go up (trust me bro)

State-of-the-art charting technology that only shows upward trends. What dip? Our charts don't believe in gravity—only moon missions.

Meme Economy

very financial, much indicators

Track and monetize the meme economy with our advanced memetics dashboard. Convert shitposts to shitcoins with one click integration.

ur invited to

mikroUniverse: Parallel Memeconomy

join mikroman in building a fully memetaverse where stonks are always green and ape together stronk (under konstruktion)